Frustration!

A note to my roommate's stupid boyfriend:

1. Don't come over.
2. Don't spray your nasty cologne in my room.
3. My bedtime is eight o'clock, unless I stay up to talk to Tony. Either way, please leave by six .
4. Don't make-out with my roommate when I'm around.
5. It's not cool to take a nap in her bed while she's in class. You snore.
6. You're not as smart as you think you are.
7. Red roses in coke bottles aren't romantic.
8. She just called you adorkable. That's freaking hilarious.
9. Don't ask me how the wedding plans are going. I don't want to talk to you.
10. I'm not really as mean as I sound. You just frustrate me.

That's all...for now...